The effect upon global temperature of talking like a pirate
David Norwood, Ph.D. scientist, FotLCoP
Fellow of the Louisiana College of Pastafarianism
My House

Abstract
It is well established with a graph that global warming is caused by a pirate deficiency
[Henderson, 2005]. We prove scientifically, with a graph (including error bars) and
references, that the precepts of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are true and that anyone who
doubts them is wrong.

Tags: fsm